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so im a pretty awesome person. i've got a bunch of names like jack and stowell and j-sto and george and jorge and some other ones like juan and luis and juan-bobo and marconi. i mean i know your pretty spectacular, but i bet your not cool enough to have 9 names. i on the otherhand, am probably the best person in the entire world. i really dont care what you think and im probably better, smarter, cooler, and overall just superior to you. period. i'm also very lazy. as you've probably not noticed by now because you are dumb, i feel it is unnecessary to capitalize words, use excessive punctuation, or awknowledge the fact that you may have feelings. if this upsets you, well then it upsets you. this may sound like im being redundant, but i dont care.

so what am i like?...i think we've discussed this. im unbelievably cool, probably more so than you could possibly understand. im on a whole nother level. i'm 17 and i go to school (occasionally). i dont really do any work, because i feel that it inhibits my individuality. dont get me wrong, im still smarter than you. i read, i learn and i probably know more than you about everything (unless it has to do with something that i find homosexual, in which case, you win...congratulations...your gay).

so what don't i like?...hypocritical people in general, learning, left-lane highway exits, ben affleck, girls when they think they are being cute, but in reality are just being supremely annoying, when people try to fill comfortable silence with awkward conversation, when people who are less qualified then me (everyone) try to tell me how to do something, online shorthand, malt beverages, incessant complaining, ugly girls, people who think that they are cooler than me, dumb people, fat people, homosexual guys, metrosexuals, guys who act like homosexuals to impress girls, the government, overachievers. whew...thats it.

so what do i like?...sports, sports tv, tv in general, hot girls, bruce lee, sean connery, alcohol, the boston red sox, making fun of people, responding by saying "are you serious? i'm way to attractive for her" when someone asks me what i think about a girl, finding out things about people that prove that your better than them. you know what i mean, youve got these things, and i will find them out, dont you worry.

that is all
stowell

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